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Buffon's Needles are a surprising method for estimating Pi: You drop "needles" randomly on a line grid (where the distance of the lines equals the length of the needles). Then 2*(number of needles)/(number of needles which intersect the lines) ≈ π mste.illinois.edu/activity/buf

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@ArDubX tant que les chroniqueurs seront ces deux relous, j'regarde plus cette émission... J'peux pas blairer la nana, et le mec non plus d'ailleurs...

Genre: analyse du spectacle comique de Jeanfi Jansens: la meuf dit qu'elle a pleuré parce que c'était un peu trop mysogyne à son goût... Nan mais WTF.

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Apparemment ce livre se vend énormément ces derniers jours. Bienheureux possesseur d'une liseuse #ebook #epub, il se trouve qu'il est dans le domaine public, gratuitement :

noslivres.net/?r=Notre-Dame%20

Je conseille le fichier amoureusement réalisé par ÉFÉLÉ qui est certainement l'édition la plus soignée.

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There's a really neat thing @WAHa_06x36 has developed called Blurhash. It allows encoding any image as an incredibly short sequence of letters, that can be reconstructed into a blurred preview. It allows you to display roughly the right colors and gradients of a picture before the real, bandwidth-intensive version is loaded through the network.

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@amj le hasard n'existe pas, surtout pas chez des humains.

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@k @debugninja This is not related to Matrix, there was a bug in Jenkins that allowed an attacker to gain access to the servers that run matrix.org and riot.im. So they shut down those servers and rebuilt them completely, and also fixed the Jenkins hole.

(And they already informed everyone in the beginning that everyone else's Matrix servers are safe, since there weren't any vulnerabilities in Matrix itself being exploited here)

@debugninja they probably found a big fucking security hole oO

@catgoat I'm surprised no issues have been opened on this 🤔

@catgoat running the same. What error did you get? (planning to update my instance too) I'm surprised that docker would need to be updated.

@catgoat what version of docker are you running?

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J'ai perdu ma connection fibre, a la place je suis sur une 4G Bouygues Telecom que j'ai branche sur mon routeur. Surprise : aucune résolution de domaine fonctionnelle. Mon BIND interne ( configure bien entendu en resolveur et avec DNSSEC ) me gerbe des milliers de logs. Je découvre que Bouygues Telecom fait du MITM sur le 53, et ment allègrement, tout en cassant DNSSEC. Je suis très énervé. est-ce que j'ai un recours judiciaire par rapport a ça ? 😡 😡 😡
#DNS #DNSSEC #BouyguesTelecom #Menteur

I had a dream where someone was telling me that my website was shit because there was no Flash in it. I remember looking at him and saying "You're joking right?"

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